Apple IPad

[Sixxth]

Here is my theory.

in 20 years times, Apple will have taken over the world. Everything will begin with "i", we all will start typing like so...

iHey iMorph! iWhat iYou iUp iTo?

all products no matter what they are will be owned by apple, including condoms (see below)



This is why apple must be stopped, before the English lanuage is destroyed by a bunch of fruit loving, "I'm an apple" retarded geek mother iFuckers who run around going "herherherherher my keyboard doesn't pull down my iMac cause it has a cable release herherherherher" and pissing every normal person off going into starbucks asking for their double caffine, triple sprinkled sperm multi coloured coffee and a shit topping on a a muffin. DIE YOU EVIL BASTARDS DIE!!!!!!! oh wait sorry they will change this too

iDIE iYOU iEVIL iBASTARDS iDIE i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

Dude, Twaggy...Dont hold back, tell us what you really think


Nothing worse than going into an apple store and see all the smarmy elitist motherfuckers in there chatting about the latest cause. I would love to teleport them all back to 1969.

No offense to any apple users here (got an ipod myself, plugs into the car), you like the matrix, which trumps everything.